A guy was walking down a road one day, and saw this frog on the road. The frog spoke up and said, "If you will kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The guy picked up the frog, put it in his pocket, and kept on walking. The frog said to him, "Please take me out of your pocket. If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess, and I will be your girlfriend."
The guy took the frog out of his pocket, looked at it, and put back into his pocket, but didn't kiss it. The frog said again, "Kiss me, please, and I will turn into a drop-dead gorgeous princess, and I'll be your girlfriend, and I'll do anything you want." The guy took the frog out of this pocket, looked at it again, but put it back in his pocket.
The frog said again, "What the #@(!< is wrong with you? I've told you I will turn into a beautiful woman, be your girlfriend, and do anything for you, if you'll only kiss me. Why won't you just kiss me?"
The guy replied, "Look, I'm an engineer, OK? I don't have TIME for a girlfriend. But a talking frog is really cool."
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